10 Commandments

These good old gems become more and more relevant as I raise my kids:

• Thou shalt have no other gods: not even your children's activities
• No graven images or likenesses: not even your photo albums
• Not take the LORD's name in vain: not even when you children ruin some thing
• Remember the sabbath day: take your kids to church, it's more important than disney
• Honour thy father and thy mother:  because they didn't kill you
• Thou shalt not kill: your children
• Thou shalt not commit adultery: because your children need a stable family
• Thou shalt not steal:  because society breaks down and that's bad for kids
• Thou shalt not bear false witness:  even if you want to impress the other mommies
• Thou shalt not covet:  all the stuff other families have