Monday, March 9, 2015

10 Commandments

These good old gems become more and more relevant as I raise my kids:
  • Thou shalt have no other gods: not even your children's activities
  • No graven images or likenesses: not even your photo albums
  • Not take the LORD's name in vain: not even when you children ruin some thing
  • Remember the sabbath day: take your kids to church, it's more important than disney
  • Honour thy father and thy mother:  because they didn't kill you
  • Thou shalt not kill: your children
  • Thou shalt not commit adultery: because your children need a stable family
  • Thou shalt not steal:  because society breaks down and that's bad for kids
  • Thou shalt not bear false witness:  even if you want to impress the other mommies
  • Thou shalt not covet:  all the stuff other families have

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