The little smokies were on sale but the store didn't have any. So I went to the service desk to get a rain check. Luckily, unluckily, the service desk is also where you buy cigarettes. So there I was, with my for children asking for a rain check on the little smokies.
The service desk clerk just stared at me. When I came up with the name "Hillshire Farms" she understood and started looking it up and writing the rain check. I jokingly said "You know, the cigarettes for kids..."