Little Smokies

The little smokies were on sale but the store didn't have any.  So I went to the service desk to get a rain check.  Luckily, unluckily, the service desk is also where you buy cigarettes.  So there I was, with my for children asking for a rain check on the little smokies. 

The service desk clerk just stared at me.  When I came up with the name "Hillshire Farms" she understood and started looking it up and writing the rain check.  I jokingly said "You know, the cigarettes for kids..."